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Don't even try to comprehend this.
You'll get hurt.

Frisbee rules
that's billy And Me. one Day, koopa And yoshi Invited Us To Play Frisbee In mario's World. so We Went. it Was Fun.
   Why My Friends Are Cool

BILLY - cuz he's my cousin and he runs into barns with me.
MATT - cuz he's my roommate next year and beats me at golf.
KEVIN - cuz he does completely off the wall stuff.
DANIEL - cuz one time he shaved his head.
GARY - shaved his head too.
JACOB - is Gary.
JASON - cuz he's going to be a journalist.
MELANIE - cuz she's my sister and she's a skank.
LIZ - cuz she helped me get a B in Soc.
KRISTA - cuz she doesn't mind being listed second I hope.
COREY - cuz he's the dumbest guy I've ever met.
TOMMY - cuz he has red hair.
CHERVENY - cuz he bowled a 300 game.
TRACY - cuz she's South African.
NICOLE - cuz she's better off without him.
KELLY - cuz she's secretly in love with Matt.

Random Names
Tony Danza
Tony Boselli
Toni Tone Tony
Jett Jackson
Dick Butkus
John Smoltz
Todd Bertuzzi
Alli Arppe
Fernando Valenezuela
Eric Estrada
John Stamos
Bob Saget

Addicting Games

Thoughts
5.13.03, 3:36 AM - "I need a shower."
5.13.03, 3:59 AM - "That's pretty sick, Chubbs." (Happy Gilmore)
5.14.03, 3:02 AM - "Dial-up isn't that bad... HAHAHAHAHAHA..."
5.14.03, 3:03 AM - "Why do I only think at 3 AM?"
5.15.03, 12:20 AM - "You know those things they make football players sniff when they get hit really hard? I wonder what those smell like."
5.20.03, 11:29 PM - "What am I thinking right now???
6.24.03, 8:50 PM - "It's a good thing that the word win doesn't start with an L because then looking at a pitcher's (L-L) record would be confusing."
6.25.03, 11:01 AM - "It would be sooooo cool to get to a four-way stop and have everyone turn right at the same time."

What's on TV?

Raccoon
This is a dinosaur.
He is smiling.
I don't know why he is smiling because dinosaurs are dead.
And when they were alive they didn't have cars.


Tim
This is my house. I live in it. It's a good thing I live in it, because if I lived outside it, it would have been cheaper to just buy sleeping bags.
 
   
 

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